tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81862391590485180112024-02-07T16:21:09.339+07:00BALA PENA:berbagi kisah
pada
lembaran ceritaascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.comBlogger175125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-55735593680989352282012-10-14T12:27:00.001+07:002022-10-27T10:35:46.943+07:00BALA PENA: MONYET BERBULU<a href="http://puisiku-ascom.blogspot.com/2012/10/monyet-berbulu_14.html#links">BALA PENA: MONYET BERBULU</a><br />
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<span class="fullpost"> </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-1358325238079380742012-10-14T12:26:00.001+07:002012-10-14T12:26:12.758+07:00MONYET BERBULU
Seorang Gadis yang akan menginjak remaja bingung setelah tahu tumbuh rambut di bagian kewanitaannya.
Dia pun ngadu ke ibunya.
Sang Ibu tersenyum dan menenangkan hati gadis kecilnya. "Gapapa, De. Semua perempuan juga pasti begitu. Tempat tumbuh rambutnya itu namanya Monyet. Jadi gapapa kalo Monyet tumbuh rambut, ya kan??"
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Si Gadis Kecil pun lega.
Pada saat makan malam, si Gadis Kecil cerita ke kakak perempuannya yang duduk di kelas 2 SMA. "Kakak belum tau kan? Monyet Ade udah tumbuh rambut!"
Sang Kakak yang sedang asik makan merasa terganggu dengan celoteh adiknya tersebut, "Udah deh, De.. Kakak nih lebih besar dari kamu!"
Sang Ibu hanya tersenyum-senyum kecil mendengar percakapan anak-anak gadisnya tersebut.
Si Adik yang merasa diremehkan membalas, "Walaupun umur aku lebih muda, tapi Monyetku udah tumbuh rambut! Kakak belum tentu!!"
Si Kakak menghentikan makannya, melotot ke arah adiknya. "Monyet kamu baru tumbuh rambut! Kalo Monyet Kakak udah makan pisang!!"
</span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-39675095464929105422012-04-21T23:34:00.001+07:002022-10-27T10:36:02.153+07:00BALA PENA: ADU SILAT<a href="http://puisiku-ascom.blogspot.com/2012/04/adu-silat.html#links">BALA PENA: ADU SILAT</a><br />
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<span class="fullpost"> </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-17427663942517993472012-04-21T23:33:00.000+07:002012-04-21T23:33:13.331+07:00ADU SILATAda suatu kompetisi silat yang di adakan oleh beberapa negara Asia yang terkenal dengan beladirinya, yaitu jepang,cina, korea dan indonesia, yaitu lomba adu membelah lalar lagi terbang, maka mulailah kontes ini oleh negara korea.
fanciek from korea : dengan ancang2 dia melihat lalat lagi terbang ciat-ciat maka terbelahlah lalat itu menjadi dua bagian, hebat-hebat para hadirin bertepok tangan,
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samurai jepang : denganilmu ninja + samurai maka dia melakukan trik ilmunya yang cepat terbelah lah lalat itu menjadi 4 bagian sekali tebas,woooooww habat para penonton pun puas.
jet lee cina : Inilah yang di tunggu2 bintang kungfu no1 di dunia.dengan keahlian pedangnya dia membelah lalat ini menjadi 10 potong secepat kilat nya, penonton pun sudah tahu dia yang bakalan menang.
ujang "Ina" asal padang: biasa orang minang terkenal dengan silatnya maka dia mewakili indonesia untuk kontes ini. maka dia tampil kepentas dengan gaya yang cuek sambil garuk2 kepala penontonpun tertawa karena dia tidak bakalan menang. dengan gayanya yang cuek dia membabatkan goloknya kelalat yang lagi terbang itu ciat-ciat -ciiiaaaaaatt, maka lalat itu jatuh, tapi tidak ada yang terjadi pada lalat itu, para menoton pun terbahak tertawa serta para pesertanya yg dari cina korea dan jepang, hahahaha.
Tunggu kata si ujang coba liat sekali lagi itu lalat memang tidak terpotong tapi liat tu lalat udah gue 'SUNATIN' tuh
Fanciek,samurai dan jet lee bengong keheranan..?!
ujang : belom tahu diaa......hehehe orang indonesia ahlinya SUNAT-MENYUNAT, terutama gaji rakyat hehehe
</span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-79413271184861642102012-04-21T23:05:00.000+07:002012-04-21T23:05:29.642+07:00JANDA GATELseorang janda berbaring di tmpat tidur nya dengan menggunakan baju tidur nya yg tipis..
entah knp dia kelihatan begitu cemas, dia mulai memegang tangan nya dari prgelangan hingga pundak... lalu dia pun membelai2 leher nya dan turun ke dada dan meremas nya...
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sejenak dia trbangun dan trtidur lg, bertingkah gak karuan seakan ada yg bikin dia resah.. dia pun meraba2 tubuh nya lagi, tapi kali ini di bagian atas lutut..
karna gak tahan dia pun ambil hanpon dan tlpon juki pacar gelap nya
janda> bang, kesini dong, aku gak tahan nie... jgn lupa kamu bawa anti gituan yach.
tidak lama juki pun datang
juki> mudah2an sekarang kamu bisa tenang
janda> loc ko yang ginian sich bang?
juki> yang krim gak ada, kepaksa aku beli anti nyamuk bakar..
janda> oh.. ya udah ga apa2, makasih ya bang..
juki> ia gapapa... kalo gitu aku pulang yah, gak enak udh malam..
juki pun pulang stelah memberikan anti nyamuk pada si janda..
dan si janda pun tidur pulas tanpa merasa gatel lagi..
</span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-87051628157849461492012-03-07T00:43:00.000+07:002012-03-07T00:43:45.246+07:00KATANYA LELAKI MEMANG MENYUSAHKANJika kamu memperlakukannya dengan baik, dia pikir<br />
kamu jatuh cinta padanya.<br />
<br />
Jika tidak, kamu akan dibilang sombong.<br />
<br />
Jika kamu berpakaian bagus, dia pikir kamu sedang<br />
mencoba untuk menggodanya.<br />
<br />
Jika tidak, dia bilang kamu kampungan. Jika kamu berdebat dengannya, dia bilang kamu<br />
keras kepala.<br />
<br />
<span class="fullpost"> Jika kamu tetap diam, dia bilang kamu nggak punya<br />
otak. Jika kamu lebih pintar dari pada dia, dia akan<br />
kehilangan muka.<br />
<br />
Jika dia yang lebih pintar, dia bilang dia paling hebat.<br />
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Jika kamu tidak cinta padanya, dia akan mencoba<br />
mendapatkanmu.<br />
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Jika kamu mencintainya, dia akan mencoba untuk<br />
meninggalkanmu.<br />
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Jika kamu beritahu dia masalahmu, dia bilang kamu<br />
menyusahkan.<br />
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Jika tidak, dia bilang kamu tidak mempercayai<br />
mereka.<br />
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Jika kamu cerewet pada dia, kamu dibilang seperti<br />
seorang pengasuh baginya. Tapi jika dia yang cerewet ke kamu, itu karena dia<br />
perhatian.<br />
<br />
Jika kamu langgar janji kamu, kamu tidak bisa<br />
dipercaya. Jika dia yang ingkari janjinya, dia melakukannya<br />
karena terpaksa.<br />
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Jika kamu merokok, kamu adalah cewek liar!!!<br />
Tapi kalo dia yang merokok, dia adalah seorang<br />
gentleman, WUIIHHH…<br />
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Jika kamu menyakitinya, kamu dibilang perempuan<br />
kejam. Tapi jika dia yang menyakitimu, dia bilang itu hanya<br />
karena kamu terlalu sensitif dan terlalu sulit untuk<br />
dibuat bahagia!!!<br />
<br />
dan Jika cowok-cowok,<br />
membaca ini (termasuk gue),mereka pasti bersumpah kalau ini tidak benar.!!!!!!!<br />
</span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-65706041429995349772012-03-07T00:38:00.000+07:002012-03-07T00:38:57.598+07:00BALA PENA: BENCONG<a href="http://puisiku-ascom.blogspot.com/2012/03/bencong.html#links">BALA PENA: BENCONG</a><br /><br /><span class="fullpost"> </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-57455417491800727602012-03-07T00:37:00.000+07:002012-03-07T00:37:40.880+07:00BENCONGUDIN: "Siapa tuh yg lu bawa?"<br />
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MAMAT: "gebetan gue dong, blasteran coy "<br />
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UDIN: "indo-bule gitu ya?"<br />
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MAMAT: "bukan, setengah cowok setengah cewek"<br />
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UDIN: $@#!!!!???<br />
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<span class="fullpost"> </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-64403267537535022992012-03-07T00:28:00.000+07:002012-03-07T00:28:53.770+07:00BALA PENA: JOMBLO<a href="http://puisiku-ascom.blogspot.com/2012/03/jomblo.html#links">BALA PENA: JOMBLO</a><br /><br /><span class="fullpost"> </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-57172635100526370512012-03-07T00:27:00.000+07:002012-03-07T00:27:14.624+07:00JOMBLO*macam-macam jomblo*<br />
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Jomblo nekat : ngapel kerumah cewek yang gak dikenal<br />
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j0mbl0 sadis : maksa anak orang diajak malmingan<br />
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j0mbl0 sinting : keliaran pas malming aja<br />
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j0mbl0 alim : pas malming ngadain tahlilan<br />
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j0mbl0 gak laku : masang spanduk di depan rumah yang bertuliskan "DI SINI ADA YANG LAGI J0MBL0"<br />
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<span class="fullpost"> j0mbl0 em0sional : baru ditanyain kamu gak malmingan aja udh n0nj0k., apalagi dikatain j0mbl0<br />
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j0mbl0 pikun : kalo ditanya gak malmingan, pasti dijawab : "ini kan malem rebo..!!"<br />
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j0mbl0 merana : malming masuk kamar truz liatin foto artiz kesayangan<br />
</span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-33031949594284471522012-03-07T00:21:00.000+07:002012-03-07T00:21:38.847+07:00BALA PENA: ANDA INGIN KAYA ???<a href="http://puisiku-ascom.blogspot.com/2012/03/anda-ingin-kaya.html#links">BALA PENA: ANDA INGIN KAYA ???</a><br /><br /><span class="fullpost"> </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-68926453992155047462012-03-07T00:20:00.000+07:002012-03-07T00:20:21.527+07:00ANDA INGIN KAYA ???Minumlah jamu Tolak Miskin SIDOSUGIH, di racik dengan ramuan alami...<br />
- Akar PELIT daun pohon MEDIT serta Bunga pohon NGIRIT.<br />
- Serta mengandung 60 % cairan SERAKAH murni.<br />
Dapat diminum kapan saja tanpa aturan.<br />
<br />
Efek Samping :<br />
<br />
<span class="fullpost"> stres, tidak disukai banyak orang dan dibenci keluarga dan teman.<br />
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Peringatan : selama minum obat ini di larang bersedekah, dan jika miskin berlanjut Hubungi penggali kuburan<br />
</span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-89626918044495639342012-03-06T23:17:00.000+07:002012-03-06T23:17:17.446+07:00BALA PENA: Cabang Keinginan<a href="http://puisiku-ascom.blogspot.com/2012/03/cabang-keinginan.html#links">BALA PENA: Cabang Keinginan</a><br /><br /><span class="fullpost"> </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-58254286984906561322012-03-04T22:56:00.000+07:002012-03-04T22:56:48.636+07:00Cabang KeinginanBayang jingga Mengusap penat jiwa<br />
dalam pangkuan gelap luruh rasa bersama diam<br />
Melumat silam cerita senja <br />
menawan hati diantara angan yang mengembara<br />
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Dalam belantara fikir tersesat rasa<br />
Meraba sepihan cerita dalam gelora hasrat<br />
Memanggil harap saat malam erat mendekap<br />
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<span class="fullpost"> Akulah waktu yang terperangkap cabang keinginan<br />
Dimana rasa terbelah memecah arah<br />
langkahpun gelisah tak berirama kini…..<br />
Dan Aku masih bertanya pada hati dalam debat yang samar<br />
</span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-65813081638771583582012-03-04T22:51:00.001+07:002022-10-27T10:36:16.440+07:00ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-65438833060681116752011-07-11T12:19:00.000+07:002011-07-11T12:19:29.439+07:00tentang rinduKerinduan adalah rasa yang tertahan oleh waktu<br />
Ketika langkah jauh mengembara meninggalkan cinta<br />
Menuntaskan keinginan diantara gelisah menerjang<br />
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Jarak membentang akan mengurai cerita…..<br />
Malam menyapa mengupas rasa……..<br />
Angin membelai resah yang tercipta………<br />
Terasing tanpa cahaya………….<br />
bercengkrama dengan raga yang tak nyata<br />
betapa hati teraniaya kesendirian tak bermuara<br />
<br />
bila nanti arah perjalanan semakin samar<br />
hasrat perjumpaan membeku dalam belenggu waktu<br />
mampukah cinta tersenyum…?<br />
</span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-59334621224472579922011-07-06T18:42:00.000+07:002011-07-06T18:42:41.134+07:00Pada Malam<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>Pada malam…..</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>Ku hempaskan perasaan yg menjilat gelap</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>diantara gemerisik nyanyian jiwa yg mengalun bersama angin</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>puing-puing hati yg tercerai</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>merenggut jemari sang waktu untuk menari</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>jauh senyuman terlempar…</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>membentur dinding kegelisahan</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>aku tersudut……</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>diantara harapan yg terkulai….</b></div><br />
<span class="fullpost"> </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-57794060499931365872011-07-05T15:19:00.000+07:002011-07-05T15:19:28.300+07:00Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shoreLike as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,<br />
So do our minutes hasten to their end;<br />
Each changing place with that which goes before,<br />
In sequent toil all forwards do contend.<br />
Nativity, once in the main of light,<br />
Crawls to maturity, wherewith being crown'd,<br />
Crooked elipses 'gainst his glory fight,<br />
And Time that gave doth now his gift confound.<br />
<span class="fullpost">Time doth transfix the flourish set on youth<br />
And delves the parallels in beauty's brow,<br />
Feeds on the rarities of nature's truth,<br />
And nothing stands but for his scythe to mow:<br />
And yet to times in hope my verse shall stand,<br />
Praising thy worth, despite his cruel hand.<br />
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Sonnets of William Shakespeare </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-53345024490101018852011-07-05T15:17:00.000+07:002011-07-05T15:17:23.244+07:00If there be nothing new, but that which isIf there be nothing new, but that which is<br />
Hath been before, how are our brains beguiled,<br />
Which, labouring for invention, bear amiss<br />
The second burden of a former child!<br />
<span class="fullpost">O, that record could with a backward look,<br />
Even of five hundred courses of the sun,<br />
Show me your image in some antique book,<br />
Since mind at first in character was done!<br />
That I might see what the old world could say<br />
To this composed wonder of your frame;<br />
Whether we are mended, or whether better they,<br />
Or whether revolution be the same.<br />
O, sure I am, the wits of former days<br />
To subjects worse have given admiring praise.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sonnets of William Shakespeare </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-13318040879784073632011-07-05T15:15:00.000+07:002011-07-05T15:15:39.514+07:00That god forbid that made me first your slaveThat god forbid that made me first your slave,<br />
I should in thought control your times of pleasure,<br />
Or at your hand the account of hours to crave,<br />
Being your vassal, bound to stay your leisure!<br />
O, let me suffer, being at your beck,<br />
The imprison'd absence of your liberty;<br />
And patience, tame to sufferance, bide each cheque,<br />
Without accusing you of injury.<br />
<span class="fullpost">Be where you list, your charter is so strong<br />
That you yourself may privilege your time<br />
To what you will; to you it doth belong<br />
Yourself to pardon of self-doing crime.<br />
I am to wait, though waiting so be hell;<br />
Not blame your pleasure, be it ill or well.<br />
<br />
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Sonnets of William Shakespeare </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-71584239412848256002011-07-05T15:13:00.000+07:002011-07-05T15:13:11.963+07:00Being your slave, what should I do but tendBeing your slave, what should I do but tend<br />
Upon the hours and times of your desire?<br />
I have no precious time at all to spend,<br />
Nor services to do, till you require.<br />
Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour<br />
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,<br />
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour<br />
When you have bid your servant once adieu;<br />
<span class="fullpost">Nor dare I question with my jealous thought<br />
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,<br />
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought<br />
Save, where you are how happy you make those.<br />
So true a fool is love that in your will,<br />
Though you do any thing, he thinks no ill.<br />
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Sonnets of William Shakespeare </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-11320168351474173032011-07-05T15:11:00.000+07:002011-07-05T15:11:19.295+07:00Sweet love, renew thy force; be it not saidSweet love, renew thy force; be it not said<br />
Thy edge should blunter be than appetite,<br />
Which but to-day by feeding is allay'd,<br />
To-morrow sharpen'd in his former might:<br />
So, love, be thou; although to-day thou fill<br />
Thy hungry eyes even till they wink with fullness,<br />
To-morrow see again, and do not kill<br />
The spirit of love with a perpetual dullness.<br />
<span class="fullpost">Let this sad interim like the ocean be<br />
Which parts the shore, where two contracted new<br />
Come daily to the banks, that, when they see<br />
Return of love, more blest may be the view;<br />
Else call it winter, which being full of care<br />
Makes summer's welcome thrice more wish'd, more rare.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sonnets of William Shakespeare </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-49933433901779060492011-07-05T15:09:00.000+07:002011-07-05T15:09:15.629+07:00Not marble, nor the gilded monumentsNot marble, nor the gilded monuments<br />
Of princes, shall outlive this powerful rhyme;<br />
But you shall shine more bright in these contents<br />
Than unswept stone besmear'd with sluttish time.<br />
When wasteful war shall statues overturn,<br />
And broils root out the work of masonry,<br />
Nor Mars his sword nor war's quick fire shall burn<br />
The living record of your memory.<br />
<span class="fullpost">'Gainst death and all-oblivious enmity<br />
Shall you pace forth; your praise shall still find room<br />
Even in the eyes of all posterity<br />
That wear this world out to the ending doom.<br />
So, till the judgment that yourself arise,<br />
You live in this, and dwell in lover's eyes.<br />
<br />
<br />
Sonnets of William Shakespeare </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-70510697828764721452011-07-05T15:07:00.000+07:002011-07-05T15:07:13.090+07:00O, how much more doth beauty beauteous seemO, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem<br />
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give!<br />
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem<br />
For that sweet odour which doth in it live.<br />
The canker-blooms have full as deep a dye<br />
As the perfumed tincture of the roses,<br />
Hang on such thorns and play as wantonly<br />
When summer's breath their masked buds discloses:<br />
<span class="fullpost">But, for their virtue only is their show,<br />
They live unwoo'd and unrespected fade,<br />
Die to themselves. Sweet roses do not so;<br />
Of their sweet deaths are sweetest odours made:<br />
And so of you, beauteous and lovely youth,<br />
When that shall fade, my verse distills your truth.<br />
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Sonnets of William Shakespeare </span>ascomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11313603335311458172noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8186239159048518011.post-33549925710412638082011-07-05T14:56:00.000+07:002011-07-05T14:56:28.014+07:00What is your substance, whereof are you madeWhat is your substance, whereof are you made,<br />
That millions of strange shadows on you tend?<br />
Since every one hath, every one, one shade,<br />
And you, but one, can every shadow lend.<br />
Describe Adonis, and the counterfeit<br />
Is poorly imitated after you;<br />
<span class="fullpost">On Helen's cheek all art of beauty set,<br />
And you in Grecian tires are painted new:<br />
Speak of the spring and foison of the year;<br />
The one doth shadow of your beauty show,<br />
The other as your bounty doth appear;<br />
And you in every blessed shape we know.<br />
In all external grace you have some part,<br />
But you like none, none you, for constant heart.<br />
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